The Hash House Dusty Diner (Monday-Friday)
An un-fork-ettable experience of golden hash browns and delightful peculiarities.
Spice sluts welcome. Take some hits, leave a bottle—our hot sauce library burns for you.

Slutty Bingo (Pick up your Gango card on Monday)
Poor life choices never looked so organized. Fill that dirty little card.

2 Tone Tuesday (Tuesday)
The playa’s worst (and only) ska party returns. Ska. Skanking. Also: ska.

Tipsy Toastmasters (Wednesday)
Raise a toast & raise hell every 2 mins. Crude, clever, dumb—no shame, all flair.

Malort Mile (Wednesday)
Beer mile? Try harder. 4 laps, 4 shots—Malört makes it better and worse.

Red Dres Boutique
No red dress? No stress. We’ll freak you fabulous for the Red Dress Run.

Red Dress Ride
Beer-fueled bar crawl in a sea of red dresses. Bad ideas welcome, bikes required.